Nuclear Regime Official Purged

There are fears for the stability of the British state tonight as reports emerge of the disappearance of the important public official Michael Moore who until recently ran the northern canton of Scotland. Moore, known as Comrade Mike within the governing Coalition Party, was purged two months ago  in a surprise putsch by the ruling cabal at the head of the mysterious British dictatorship run by the incestuous Posh Boys family clique.

Moore was publicly humiliated by being dragged out of the northern seat of power in Edinburgh and forced to state that he was supporting his successor,  Kim Il Carmichael who has pledged allegiance to the ruling cabal by promising to crack down on dissidents and rule out democratic choice for peasants agitating for improved living standards.

Western diplomats expressed concern at reports from the North that Comrade Moore, who was regarded as an unflinching loyalist of the brutal Westminster regime, may have been executed. “We can’t be sure”, said an official. “But nobody has heard anything about him since he was removed. He has said nothing, done nothing and been invisible, almost as though he had been disappeared. But that’s what he was like before being ousted so it’s hard to tell.”

Moore was accused of being human “scum”, a capitalist manipulator and a pornographer. The official North British report said a special military tribunal had been held Thursday against Moore, who was accused of trying to overthrow the state “by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods, including being polite to Nicola Sturgeon. ” It added, “All the crimes committed by the accused were proved in the course of hearing and were admitted by him.”.

The official news agency, BBC, described Moore as a “traitor for all ages” and “worse than a dog,” saying he had betrayed his party and leader. He was accused of double-dealing behind the scenes, “dreaming different dreams” and selling the country’s resources at cheap prices, thereby threatening North Britain’s economic development.

“Moore desperately worked to form a faction within the party by creating illusion about him and winning those weak in faith and flatterers to his side,” the statement said. It also accused him of womanizing, drug use, gambling, eating at expensive restaurants and undergoing medical treatment in a foreign country.

Analysts warned that the shadowy figure behind the coup might be Comrade Mundell, regarded as a soft-living, back-slapping traitor who lured comrades into admitting indiscretions and then reporting them to the cruel regime leadership headed by Kim Cam whose family and wife’s family own half of all the arable land.

Academics say the maneuvering of the top officials is in stark contrast to the desperate needs of the people who are facing increasing hardship as austerity programmes bite harder with the approach of winter and communities set up food banks to feed the starving. Meanwhile the regime continues to spend billions of nuclear weapons.

“It is a totally dysfunctional society run by a tiny elite which makes the rest of the population suffer. Moore was just another apparatchik but to some deluded individuals he offered a way forward having dealt with the dissidents. He clearly has now paid the ultimate price”, said an official. Observers are worried about what might happen to the nuclear weapons store located in the north-west and are asking if it might be procured by insurgents agitating for political change and self-determination.


5 thoughts on “Nuclear Regime Official Purged

  1. You are sad, Derek, deeply sad, but I like it§

  2. Anyone seen Badger recently or has too been culled?

  3. The Acid Test: Would you re-employ?

  4. The regime has well-publicised plans for a series of public celebrations and displays of military prowess in summer 2014 to distract the population and deter the aims of the insurgents.

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