I’m taking a break for a few days…heading to Perthshire to a rural retreat…and won’t be near the Big Mac, so no posts for a wee while.
Just a word of warning though…you’ll remember I had contact from GCHQ some weeks back and some odd things have happened with my email ever since…probably my imagination…but I came across some lines of text I had already deleted and yet there they were in my inbox, almost as though someone had access to the account. Then when I was writing a post, I left the screen and when I came back some private stuff had appeared from a previous email. Weird. Any theories?
If you’ve nothing better to do – apart from campaigning to save our nation – you might want to try a competition.
When I was a bit anxious about GCHQ taking an interest, I had a daydream about coming to a sticky end in the wilds of Perthshire. I mean, it’s the perfect scenario, isn’t it? An outspoken troublemaker burning bridges with respectable Scotland by embarrassing the BBC…blogging about overthrowing the British state less than a year before the big vote…establishing a radical, left-wing government…removing nuclear weapons AND with a history which includes being interviewed by Special Branch about the Scottish National Liberation Army…and armed with a secret file of yet to be released detail about the inner workings of government…suddenly, without explanation, missing in the wilds.
Maybe you’d like to fill in the blanks in the story. To help, here are a few clues. I will be in Kenmore. I will go riding, play golf, visit the Crannog Centre, take a boat out on Loch Tay, go up Ben Lawers and, unusually for me, will have a whisky or two. If you can conjure a few sentences of what might happen, how and who might be guilty, I will present a Perthshire prize to the best entry. Good luck. I plan to blog on my return. (God willing…!)
powering down the Mac
………..ECHO +CONTAB+ VICTOR SLAB——-SECRET——INT/SEPT email target alba…..
pse read following delta bravo……
John and Pete. Hi. This is Derek…. I’m sending via secure account. I think the party conference is great cover. I’m posting that Iwill be in the area on a break. Kenmore. We meet as usual on lower slope ontheBen, western side.use pub car park. Thank god the guerrilla stuff is over. I’m still sore from crawling through undergrowth with walkie talkie sweating from that bloody balaclava! I take it this is learning to live off seeds and grubs after Indy Day One? Fire-lighting..living rough etc like in the andy Mcnab books?
Is our cover the same if climbers appear? Quick change into birdwatchers? Imagine if it’s a constituent and recognises either of you…John, you’ll need to be back for the speech. Remember to take off the wig thistime! FFS. You two sure things will e this bad after a Yes? Plan still to spirit FM away into the cave like Bonnie P Charlie? Can oil not be converted into grain so Scots can live off bread until IMF/Red Cross arrive? I’d rather Plan B and take over castles of the wealthy..maybe eat Tories. OK. Must go and find face camouflage. See you there. Alba Aye. Delta Bravo….